Jokes:
- Watching me do stand-up is a treat.
It's a spectacle. It's not like ice skating or anything like that,
though. It's more like “Come watch this nervous, lanky teenager
squirm.”
- Must of the puns I've heard in my 19
years of life have been nothing but unpleasant. Like the other day I
was driving past a Rite Aid pharmacy and they had a banner on it:
“Grand Re-Opening: Come See What's In Store.” Like,
they meant what's in the store but also what's in the
future. I had to hold onto the seat of my pants after a pun like
that. Exciting stuff.
- I have a ton in common with women in
their 40s. My menstrual cycle isn't getting less regular but I have
been having a bit of moodiness. And don't get started on difficulty sleeping! Don't even, Steven! Also, I like
Coldplay.
A character (for intellectuals):
Nihilist Neil:
Hi! I'm Nihilist Neil. The only place
love truly exists is as the title of that Beatles CD with Cirque Du
Soliel! Ha! Ha! What you see is what you get.
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