- If you ask me
prom-going with parents isn't sad but is instead... cool!
They can be your
photographer, friend, and getting-belligerent-buddy all at once!
- I'm blessed that I
have skin where I can't blush.
When I'm horny or
regret saying something mean...
my cheeks actually
turn more white.
Even my body
insists, taking a time-out to be embarrassed can wait.
- Americans are
supposed to keep their family secrets to themselves, no matter
what.
Even if ...it's
exciting... like...
their Uncle...
shoplifted a gun
from their local chain-retail store (with
a letter-K-theme)...
by stuffing it in
the box of a vacuum cleaner he bought there...
and since, has
recurrently gotten shit-faced at family functions and boasted to
guests that were strangers
"I'll register
that rifle when I'm dead!
I'll use the foam packaging of it's box to
wipe my ass!"
Even if that.
- Interestingly, the
deepest a human being can go in to water is in the Marianas
trenches-- 1,580 miles deep-- in the Pacific Ocean.
There's only so
deep, though, that most people want to dive in to the Pacific Ocean,
I think.
Interestingly, the
deepest a human being can go into shame is loudly busting a fluffy in
a library while naked.
There's only so
deep, though, most people want to dive in to the pathetic ocean, I
think.
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