-For all my life I've been a shy kid with an affable brother. I
was less affable and more laughable.
- The guy in the back of the theater commenting on the plot of
the movie eating Fritos from home is my favorite. I'm hard-pressed to
find someone better.
- I've been popular person for a moment or two of life. If
only there were a screen-capture button for life...
I guess photographs could be considered that... I should
probably take more pictures...
(If that joke were a food it would be dark chocolate with sea salt
because at first it's bitter and then it's more bitter.)
- Disclaimer: I don't do drugs but hearing-aids are
kinda like glasses for your ears. Ya know?
- I'm hell-bent on unraveling paper clips. I'm the
energizer bunny of unraveling paper clips.
- When I put my mind to something I am a train... with all
train... and no caboose... remember that!
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