Jokes and notes:
- In America we play Hungry Hungry
Hippos. Elsewhere they play Hungry Hungry People.
- I wouldn't call myself socially
awkward although my want to talk about armpit hair for long stretches
of time is just... the worlds biggest challenge. I can't not do
it! Am I supposed to not do it?!
Get real.
- I've had the opportunity to visit two
people with in-home movie theaters. One would think you get used to
it but no... it's top-notch every time.
- There's really something to that
though Louis C.K. once said: “All people are bad... just how bad [is what varies].”
- When men first discover tits it's
stunning like first seeing the northern lights.
Blogger policy allows me to have at
least this part of the joke illustrated.
(Yeah, that's right... bawdiness, dawg.)
Pet names that do not apply to Arnold Schwarzenegger:
- Pumpkin
- My little cabbage
- Honey bun
- Patootie
- A-okay stud muffin
- Daddy-o
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