I think it's hard to doubt me in any way if you
see my latest badass ideas :
- A Swiss army knife that's too big to
be portable.
- A fireplace that's also a cannon.
- A jetpack with nightvision goggles
and an Amazon kindle all-in-one.
That joke was like children's
television; mostly to entertain and somewhat to educate. That idea's
just awesome. Ya know?
I like to think of my collection of jokes as less of "jokes," and more of a movement and an empire.
Sleep jokes:
-Being tired slows down our reaction
time. That explains why insomniacs are klutzier than a blind, deaf
man with untied shoelaces.
- Dessert stimulates digestion... which
works against our sleep. Also, murder. Knowing about it and doing it.
- Sleep effects cortisol and fat. Also,
Cortisol and Phat is the next hip-hop duo of the millennium.
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