Saturday, March 30, 2013

NEW SH*T

I think it's hard to doubt me in any way if you see my latest badass ideas :



- A Swiss army knife that's too big to be portable.


- A fireplace that's also a cannon.


- A jetpack with nightvision goggles and an Amazon kindle all-in-one.



That joke was like children's television; mostly to entertain and somewhat to educate. That idea's just awesome. Ya know?



I like to think of my collection of jokes as less of "jokes," and more of a movement and an empire.



Sleep jokes:


-Being tired slows down our reaction time. That explains why insomniacs are klutzier than a blind, deaf man with untied shoelaces.


- Dessert stimulates digestion... which works against our sleep. Also, murder. Knowing about it and doing it.


- Sleep effects cortisol and fat. Also, Cortisol and Phat is the next hip-hop duo of the millennium.

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