Two jokes:
-New Haven's a funny place. True thing: one time I was lying on the New Haven green and I tried on a friend's sunglasses and then a homeless guy came up to me and shouted "Well, who's cooler than you?!" The answer: not loud homeless people. That's the ranking: I'm cooler than loud homeless people and most but not all children. Like the kind of eight year old that rides his bike without a helmet? We're a tie.
-I bet circle jerks look like witches around a cauldron in a kids story. There are lots of scary cries of "Yes! Yes!" It's terrifying. They have a little song to it: "Double bubble, toil and trouble, pinch Ricky's asshole, hit Jim with a shovel." It's a very strange and kinky song.
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