This is more of a diary post than
anything (as opposed to the typical collection of random jokes I came
up with). Please read of my trend-setting happenings, man... (you heard
me right... “trend-setting happenings...” I'm trendalicious):
- The other day I played “Wild
Trivia,” on the TV at Buffalo Wild Wings. My score, by the end of
it, wasn't very high or wild but what was wild was how much
fun I had trying.
- “Eskimo brothers,” is this phrase
for when two men acknowledge having been intimate with the same
female and remain on good terms. Bitterly thinking “I was probably
better,” is the phrase for most men who acknowledge having been
intimate with the same... you get it.
- The reasons dogs deeply sniff
each others buttholes is because “at least 33% of a dog's brain is
devoted to processing olfactory information.” Just saying.
Knowledge is power.
- I've learned this summer, while
taking fiddle lessons, there's such thing as a “cool down
[period],” in a solo to blues music. A “cool down,” is when the
fiery quality of a blues solo calms down at the end of one's solo to
reflect how some people have an emotional cool down after venting
one's negative feelings. I like when art finally really reflects
life. That's why my song about burritos ends with a minute of making
violent farting sounds with my mouth. And everyone else leaving the
room.
A sincere note and a very, very different note that may turn into a
memoir and may end up right here:
- I wish I had gotten to spend more
time with my Dad. He was a great impressionist and a great person. It
would have been nice.
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