Thursday, August 16, 2012

NEW SH*T







A memoir:





Upon an Evening Spent at Popeye's Restaurant





      Once, I went to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen with friends. I approached the cashier and scanned the menu for anything palatable, ya know?



      Approaching the front, in a tizzy, I asked the cashier “Are the popcorn shrimp here any good?”



      The older gentlelady that works there replied, simply, “Um... …. well... … they spicy.”



      Then I ate all ten of those popcorn shrimp and, by G-d, if I can't sum up how they were in two words: “they spicy.”



      Ultimately, I think Popeye's should change their slogan from “Popeye's: Love That Chicken,” to “Popeye's: They Spicy."





A joke:





A character:





- Hey. I give cock, like I give advice: fast and with no one asking.

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