NEW SH*T

Jokes:

- I've been reading about pupils and how big pupils can indicate racial bias. That explains why when I see those G-ddamn Hungarians they're like dinner plates.

- Once I saw a black cat and everyone knows that's bad luck so immediately I had to do something... something to undo the hex. Fortunately, I had a crowbar on my person... so now it's a black and blue cat. But no harm done to this shrewd savant, I'll tell ya that.

- There's a lot of pressure and pomp and circumstance involved when attending a religious service. I've read it's not uncommon to have impure thoughts at church. I'd love to say I'm above that sort of thing. If only. If only.