Jokes:
- At home I have a box of ding-dongs at
my disposal... being around that box is like being dragged to the
hangman's noose... not promising results may follow.
I should probably know better but... I
can't help myself with gallows humor.
- You ever meet people that frown most
of the time? I'm terrified I'm one of those people so to be safe I've
gotten fun, novelty shirts that say “Come say hi to me!...I don't
bite... much.”
I wear them constantly.
So far, so good.
- Studies show men experience
schadenfreud (pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others) more
than women. That explains why-- as opposed to my local fraternitry's
“hell week” – my local sorority offers “week-long
cuddlepuddle.”
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