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Jokes:

- I've read that Ol' Dirty Bastard raps with an urgency and I agree. Nothing says “Hold everything!” like an Ol' Dirty Bastard rhyme.

- Bitterness is bad, yet horseradish rocks it.

- Someday there'll be a holiday named after me. We'll celebrate by making sure I have bread in one hand, banknote in the other, and a third hand.