NEW SH*T

Jokes:

- I don't think anti-Irish racism gets its due. Nearly every aspect of my life has a “No Irish Need Apply,” sign in it!

- I'm learning one should attempt to suppress yawning in polite company, concealing the mouth with the back of the hand. Once I stop cumming in public I got this.

I got this.

- I bet if card games found their way to the land of misfit toys shit would go down!!!

- I've read “strong religious feelings can induce aphobia [and very strong motivation].” I don't know if this is really a related thought but one time I was passionate about getting a candy bar and sprinted to the store to get it. So... you tell me if there's a link there...

- Courtesy laughter and being sexually motivated go together like clams and clam chowder.

- Shoplifting murderers is cuter if you consider shoplifting is nicknamed “the five-finger discount,” and some have freckles. Some of them have to.